New Members Added: 162/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Baptists don't like wicked fun, odds are they just don't like the competition (fox61.com) More: Followup, Fox Broadcasting Company, Cape fox, Iran, 16:9, FOX 61 - YouTube 358 clicks;posted toMain »on 01 May 2025 at1:03 PM(42 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 9 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (3) Funniest 31 minutes ago Meanwhile the youth pastor is either messing around with someone's daughter or son. Between the ages of 12-17. Hooferatheart (0) Funniest less than a minute ago aurora monolith (0) Funniest less than a minute ago He chose poorly, yet again. Jim_Callahan (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "There's no state license requirement for adult oriented clubs or adult oriented businesses. And, that's quite strange when you think that every kind of service provider, restaurant, pretty much anyone that has a business or skill has to have a license," Townsley said. Clubs require tons of licensing. Like... not an unmanageable amount, and it's all extremely obvious shiat, but still, someone is doing a lot of paperwork to keep a club going. You have mandatory fire code compliance and regular inspections if you have over 50 guests, especially at a time, which is a license. To hire employees you have to be at least an LLC, more likely some kind of c-corp, so you have an employer ID number, which in turn allows you to do a bunch more paperwork for withholding taxes for each employee, etc. If those employees are full-time, add another pile of paperwork from the state, if they're contractors prepare to buy a bunch of filing cabinets. Are you serving food? That's a permit you need to get and maintain,and you need to designate and control specific food-handling areas and limit and train employees that interact with it. Are you serving drinks? A liquor license is the simplest and easiest of all of these, but it does put you under the eye of TABC and probably costs the most actual money. Businesses that sell things are in a similar situation, they avoid the food/drink licenses but replace them with a bunch of issues involving regulations around the sale of physical goods, and probably you have more payment processors to deal with than the club. If your state is farking stupid Gilead-wannabe bullshiat, selling sex toys specifically is yet another pile of paperwork. A swinger's club doesn't require any of this because it is not a restaurant or a store. It's a club. You know, a random place where people meet to discuss shared interests and do extremely lame team-building icebreakers and such? Like... it's the same thing the church is except without all the rape. The zoning is, contextually, extremely correct to put it in the same area as a church from a use perspective, it's the reason masonic lodges and so on also often end up near churches. Schmerd1948 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago " how can you think of fleshly pleasures when you are doomed to the fires of hell?" I dunno, seems pretty easy to me. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm Wicked confused as to how this could come to pass. kittyhas1000legs (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Why didn't they make the church close? At least everyone at the swinger's club is consenting. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "Just leave everybody alone, we don't want you here," said Rev. David Townsley, of the Riverside Baptist Church I think that goes both ways. /Besides, the sex at the swingers club only involves adults. The city really ought to be shutting down the church whither_apophis (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Swinger clubs might lead to dancing and drinking Displayed 9 of 9 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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